is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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