i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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