On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
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i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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