I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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