That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
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This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
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antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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