Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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