i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
PS: I just woke up from my shower
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Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
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Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.