who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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