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(703): View more from Virginia

i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!

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(807): View more from Ontario

yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd

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(636): View more from Missouri

PS: I just woke up from my shower

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(613): View more from Ontario

Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea

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(847): View more from Illinois

How was it playing wingman?

(312): View more from Illinois

I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed

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(916): View more from California

Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.

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(315): View more from New York

I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.

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