i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
