i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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