Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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