Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Randomize
