What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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