hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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