I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
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WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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