Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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