Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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