3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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