he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
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Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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