I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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