and my herpes radar will keep us safe
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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