I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Randomize
