Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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