Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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