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no. no its not
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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