We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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