Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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