i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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