Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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