Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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