I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Why is your signature on my underwear?
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walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
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It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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