Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Randomize
