it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
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