he shaved USA in his pubs
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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