I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I want to make a zoo with you.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
