Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
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the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
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I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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