Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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