is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
