Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
