Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
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My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
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The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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