Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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