it glows. i had to have it.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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