You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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