kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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