Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
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You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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