Me too!
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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