We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
My balls are so social today.
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wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
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I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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