But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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