He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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