The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
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I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
foreskin is a definite game changer
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he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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