my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
I want to stick my p in your. b.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
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I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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