i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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