but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
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I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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