we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
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All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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