Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
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Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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