so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
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Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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