Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
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you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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