A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
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it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
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would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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