She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
