so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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