i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
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We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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