Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
